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Michael

The Cock of all cocks. The cranberry juice runs through the jizz giving you an urge to swallow. Its a dream to all who try. Huge, tasty and extremely pleasing. Of course a king from Sparta and well spartans are the toughest with many talents.
Addison rae: It should be in my mouth to be honest cause I want it to be.

Sommer ray: I mean my I love want that in my ass and nowhere else since it would destroy anything else

Any other girl: Yeah I have a room pictures of him surrounding the walls. Michaels a dream.
by toldtodothis June 28, 2021
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Michael

Too big to handle its not really easy to explain. A Spartan and well watch the 300 and then you will know. Just so broad not even that tall just scary in ways you cant imagine and sexy. Talented in pertcicular industries but many dont understand the talent capabilities since they have not got the brain capacity.
Addison rae: Honestly I want it in my mouth. The exclusive tunes Michael has only sent to me are the icing on his broad structure.
by toldtodothis June 28, 2021
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Michael Vick

A man who is the greatest running quarterback in NFL history

A man who paved the way for Lamar Jackson Kyler Murray and more

A man media still tries to bring down because he was able to turn his life around in their angry at it

And of course a man who was known for his awesome running ability People say that he was a terrible passer And what not but he actually had a cannon for an arm and could pass pretty well and also was The greatest mobile quarterback of all time and was also the biggest cheat code in Madden 2004 that everybody used to use to destroy your cousins brothers etc
by GoatedDynamite June 29, 2021
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Michael jackson

A guy who has awesome songs but is funny and hot SAMONE
by Mykol jacksun July 5, 2021
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Michael

the coolest and awesomest person in the world
“hey do you know Michael?”

oh yeah! He’s the coolest person ever, right?”
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Michael and Mercedes

A boy and his fine girl who happens to be named after a luxurious automobile. He constantly comments on her gorgeous bumper and fabulous headlights, and she comments on his masculine figure and sense of humor. Together they are unbelievably perfect for each other.
Michael and Mercedes were out at a concert when Michael saved his beautiful lady from almost getting hit by some kid in a mosh pit in order to sustain her miraculous paint job.
by mnasty24 June 29, 2013
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Pull a Michael

Yelling "WATCH THIS!" and chest bumping a glass window, thus falling through and almost dying
"Hey bro, I think im gonna go Pull a Michael on that window."
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