Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.
Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
by Deeznuts774 March 19, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. by Pizzacomacurry January 24, 2019
Get the michael shawmug. a condition causing someone to giggle like a girl when poked in the sides most that suffer with this condition tend to be overly neat keeping there things in shoes and constantly begging for food even though they couldnt be hungry very short attenion span talks about subjects that nobody else is taling about. common phrases used by a suffer is why can't iI do it this way and "I love chicken"
has anyone seen my screw driver? yeah I thank a michael ratlip stored it in his shoe
hey are you going to eat that? dude stop being michael ratlips you alreay ate
hey are you going to eat that? dude stop being michael ratlips you alreay ate
by mungolions March 9, 2009
Get the michael ratlipsmug. A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.
He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021
Get the Michael Jordanmug. by Alden Lim September 12, 2020
Get the 6 Michaelmug. michael is a sexy person who can change your life michael is always standing on business and one of the smartest people you will meet he is good at everything.
by anonymous123457882268 November 20, 2023
Get the Michaelmug. Michael Jackson is the only good Michael.
Michael can either be dumb, or very dumb, and michael will put his hand up for every question, not knowing the answer; Meaning that he is dumb.
Michael can either be dumb, or very dumb, and michael will put his hand up for every question, not knowing the answer; Meaning that he is dumb.
by DrownMichaelOnSaturday August 11, 2022
Get the Michaelmug.