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Not great advice to yell at a homeless. Do you think they haven't thought of that? They're on the street corner and it just never occurred to them to do that?
Iam "It not that I thought that no one saw it. It's that I didn't realize I had a dedicated fan base that would actively respond everything I write. That's a bizarre thing. You see how that's bizarre right?"

Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"

Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."

Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"

Iam "........"

Hym "......."

Iam "......."

Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"

Iam "........"

Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' ๐Ÿ™ (That's a self high 5 by the way)"

Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."

Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
by Hym Iam May 4, 2022
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Get sucked

This phrase is derived from the two phrases โ€œget wreckedโ€ and โ€œyou suckโ€ so it means both of these phrases in one.
You just got shredded by an RE-45? Get sucked!
by Mixedricegirl.โ€”. April 9, 2022
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get alased

To receive laser hair removal treatments or services
I'm going to get alased under my arms. I just got my legs alased. I'm getting my bikini area alased.
by KCastaneda October 20, 2006
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to get cookies

Damn, just finished a crucial session of COD. Time to get cookies
by gettincookies February 20, 2011
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get reckt

Get reckt is a very important chat! Five swiss children has done that Groupchat for Spam ! Now its called the happy get reckt Meal. in this Special Happy Meal it has a gift ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜a cola๐Ÿพ ๐Ÿ˜a litschi๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿ˜a burger๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜and pommes ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜! its the most important Chat ever๐Ÿ˜#forever get reckt โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ˜‚
burger : omg๐Ÿ˜‚
pommes: thats funny๐Ÿ˜‚
litschi : do it again ๐Ÿ˜‚
cola : wtf ๐Ÿ˜
gift :stop it ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธget reckt is to cool for that ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž
by get reckt January 2, 2017
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Get the Yuca

Term used by Panamanians to described getting shafted, fucked, abused, by someone or something. Yuca is a plant with edible roots from South America.
I'm responsible and pay my taxes but there are so many people freeloading out there so, I get the Yuca!
by Panamanian Joe June 6, 2010
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Get Low

GET LOW! TO THE WINDOW! TO THE WALL! SKEET SKEET MOTHOFU!
by ilockkidsinmybasement December 29, 2019
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