blow

1. To preform oral sex on someone with a penis. See BlowJob

2. A street name for a psychoactive drug

2a (UK) Cannabis in a smokable form ex. In a bong, rolled in a joint/blunt, in a cartridge
2b (US and Canada) Cocaine most commonly in powder form.

1: I heard that you want to blow Johnny
2: The local drug dealer is selling some good blow

by Coolkakizz June 21, 2023

Blows dead bears

It doesn't matter how hard you try or how good you are at doing it, the bear is dead, so nothing's going to happen.

We tried our best but lost to a superior team. That blows dead bears dude!

by Spiderwilliams March 2, 2022

Impact blow

Michigan slang for inexplicable tire failure, usually offered as a unsatisfying excuse.

"Dude, how did the trailer get a flat tire??"
"It was an impact blow!"

by StockyTurd November 29, 2017

Blow Poke

An act which sounds as though it would be sexual (like a form of blowjob), when in fact it is literally blowing air into someones face while poking them with an index finger.

Aaron was excited to hear Chelsea was going to perform a Blow Poke on him. He will be very dissapointed.

by Bartolona August 13, 2018

Dock and blow

When 2 guys put there dicks together by putting their dick head in the others foreskin then ejaculates

Hold up I'm going to dock and blow

by 333bam July 23, 2024

Peanut Butter Blow Job

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.

My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019