Don’t blow me

When someone is about to make you spazz

Her: Yo dick small
Me: Cuh don’t blow me

by The0fficial_.pj January 30, 2023

Blow Cream

Bull semen carefully filtered in the mouth of a bearded german cowboy named Otto and then blown into a carton. The blowing creates a texture reminiscent of heavy cream. Used in cooking traditional German meals.

“Go down to the store and get some blow cream. This gravy needs more hints of semen.”

by Nike7537 February 21, 2022

blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017

blow me bozo

Getting head from a Transgender Clown.

Blow me Bozo. Must I say more.

by DrFuck February 10, 2024

yellow blow

1-when a lie backfired terribly on someone

2-when a compass tells the opposite direction

i told katie what happened the other day and i had the worst yellow blow

by founderofpeace July 12, 2019

Blow back

Retaliation. Counter. Ie, getting your lick back.

You hit him with a low blow. He’s gonna blow back.

by AA Aretaic™️ June 30, 2022

really blows

When something sucks or it is boring; not interesting; not holding your attention
Or when something surprises you; shocks you; amazes you; too good to be true; unbelievable

"Man, this party really blows. Let's get out of here."
" Oh my gosh, this movie really blows. We should've went to see something else, man."

"You really blow my mind every time you explain something."
"It really blows my mind how she can stay with him, even though he's beating on her."

by DWay05 August 25, 2017