Apples

a fruit which is red :/

Apples am I right

by the only true Descendants fan June 28, 2021

apple cruise

driving around in a car smoking out of an apple

don't have a place or something to smoke out of then you simply get a apple and drive around which is called apple cruise

by kushapplecruise November 30, 2010

moldy apple

A testical that has been eaten by a magot and bleeds more than three times a day.

"Hey dude your cousin looks like a moldy apple bra"

by Halford Thomas September 22, 2013

Apple Cuck

The word used by a specific type of illiterate male to explain the Apple Ecosystem.

Man 1: I really want the new iPhone.
Man 2: Why would you wanna be an Apple Cuck?

by bw6984 September 11, 2025

Apple Daddy

Any Apple technical support advisor that resolves issues that otherwise could be easily resolved after spending 5 minutes on google.

"Hey, just cause I work here and fix problems doesn't make me your Apple Daddy."

by DrLewd April 26, 2022

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.

Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.

by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025