Wet Jacket in a Condom Cave

When a man is going down on a woman and sucks out a condom from the last guy she was with.

"Dude I couldn't believe it, that bitch had a wet jacket in a condom cave and I found it!"

by Miss Kitty 13 March 18, 2023

Bloody Mary wet dream

When you are sleep and you wake up to puking, shitting,pissing,and cumming all at the same time

Wow that Bloody Mary wet dream was a really nasty adventure

by Ghostpp32 January 25, 2021

Poor man's wet wipe

The act of blowing your nose on some toilet paper, before using it snotty side up to wipe your arse, creating the freshly clean feeling of a wet wipe, at a fraction of the cost!

Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe

by RoystonRrrrrrgsgsdgd May 8, 2018

Wet Clothing (cloth-ing)

The feeling and sound that your cum filled arse cheeks make as you walk

Make sure to cum in my arse this time... I'm not in the mood to be wet clothed

It was really awkward wet clothing (cloth-ing) past your parents this morning

by LocNilla February 9, 2019

Wet hot Sacramento summer

When a girl squirts.

Last night, my lady had a wet hot Sacramento summer and I had to change the sheets.

by Plwoohoo May 30, 2017

wet Alaskan polar bear.

When you paint a grizzly White, then finger it until it is wet.

He gave that bear a wet Alaskan polar bear.

by money grabber 69 April 13, 2021

Get your face wet

To engage in drinking heavily and clubbing to the point where one's face is sweating with inspiration and excellence. No, this is not synonymous with glowing or sparkling that adolescent and immature twilight fans are use too. Let's face it, no one looking to get their faces wet wants to be a pussy.

Common among fraternity bothers at social gatherings. Can also be exclusive to a group of friends or a posse.

Bro 1: "C'mon bros, let's get our faces wet!"
Bro 2: "Hell ya bro, let's do this! We'll hit every club and casino until our faces are dripping with excellence."

Bros: "Hey ohhhhh..."

Later that night...

Bro 1: "Holy shit bro, my clubbing skills are maxed for the night and they've already placed a caution sign where we were dancing!"

Bro 2: "Chill out bro. You're taking this clubbing too seriously. Save some of that excellence for tomorrow. We're just getting started. Soon, our Get Your Face Wet club will be sweeping the nation."

by anorton August 2, 2012