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National fuck bob marley sex doll day

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Filth-A-Ka-Bob

A skank who wears 5 layers of make-up, thinks she is the shit and attractive (but really she looks like someone just pissed on her face), and illegally loses her virginity to an older guy and gets a STD
Why is he talking to that filth-a-ka-bob?! She is foul!
by UrFoul824 January 30, 2010
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Bob

He's just Bob what else would you expect from this a guy named Joe?
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Bobs onslaught

Figure out the lore yourself
Have you played bobs onslaught? it’s insane! I went deaf in the ending.
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Bobbing for Crapples

This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.

Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.
Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?

Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
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Bob

A person, place or object that is unremarkable, non-unique, dully-fully common or normal.
Did you enter the talent show?
No, I don't have any talents, I'm a bob.

Did you try the hamburger? Yes, it was nothing special. It's bob.

His stuff is bob. It kind of works. But jacks stuff is special.
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bob

BOB IS A VERY TALENTED GUY
BOB CAN SURF LIKE A BEAST
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