Tommy Tom Tom

The mastered art of doing nothing while others do everything and you act like you didn’t know

The other day I had to do all 3 jobs and lock up the gates and answer the phones while Tommy Tom Tom over here watched greys anatomy like he’s training to be a doctor or something

by The big engine that could June 16, 2025

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Oh My Tom

An anagram from Tom: OMT stands for "Oh My Tom". Doug Walker: The Nostalgia Critic. (Matrix Month 2015: The Matrix movie Review).

"Tom is an anagram for OMT. Oh My Tom." - Doug Walker The Nostalgia Critic.

by TheHeroKing April 19, 2023

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Tom

One Thicc ass ginger bitch, the manliest man and the great disrespecter of wahmen. Often nicknamed ‘chunky’

Example:
Person 1: Tom! You can’t do that! They’ll kill you!
Tom: Well that feminist rally won’t disrespect itself

by Shaddowrogue October 15, 2019

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Tom Bradford

Abseloute chad, Way better than Scott, Aiden, Jack or Harry. Straightest guy on earth.

He is also the chairman of jetBritish, The best airline.

Wow, Look at Tom Bradford over there, What a fucking incredible guy

by jetBritish June 9, 2021

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TOM

He’s a fucking twat, frigid as hell and pussy out of fights, he hates being in trouble and cry’s when his uncle touches him. He’s a snake and two faced. And is gay, he loves it up the bum.

Tom is a fat nonce.

by Tom is a fat nonce April 19, 2019

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