The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
by Webes00 July 23, 2010

The rival and complete opposite of Cornell Cornelius Cornbob in the Cornverse. Nothing much is known about this strange man...
by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

Someone who is dull, unimaginative, and useless. Usually found thriving in other people’s dirt and is a busybody.
by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023

by pears and peaches September 22, 2015

by Rosstherubberchicken October 17, 2019

by Sindee Throatstar February 26, 2021

A thing you can call people when they don't listen to you. I made the meaning but the word was there already.
by Chicken Potato October 7, 2022
