peter the fence-jumping half-mexican
peter the fence-jumping half-mexican by pete is my bro for life! March 13, 2005
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the magic Johnson
the act in which one has 3 sluts, 2 sluts spinning with there cunts on each index finger like a basketball, then finally the last slut spining on the mans pork sword. just like the famous basketballer magic johnson
"last night I was ballin and picked up hunnies and gave them the magic johnson the bitches thought they were honourary globe trotters."
the magic Johnson by alycie orchlair January 29, 2009
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The Cody Johnson Band
The best Texas Country Band, Originally from Huntsville, Tx
songs include:
talk to me right
it's amazing
sing me a love song
whats left of Texas
another Try
no tears in my eyes
Band Members include
lead singer: Cody Johnson obviously.
Drummer: Nathan Reedy
Bass Guitar: Danny Salinas
Lead Guitar: Matt Rogers
songs include:
talk to me right
it's amazing
sing me a love song
whats left of Texas
another Try
no tears in my eyes
Band Members include
lead singer: Cody Johnson obviously.
Drummer: Nathan Reedy
Bass Guitar: Danny Salinas
Lead Guitar: Matt Rogers
(girl)That band is amazing.
(boy) Yea its the Cody Johnson band.
(girl) I love you.
(boy) I love you too.
(boy) Yea its the Cody Johnson band.
(girl) I love you.
(boy) I love you too.
The Cody Johnson Band by jenay09 August 17, 2009
The Muffin Joke
A widely known joke of uncertain origin involving two personified muffins residing within an oven.
Has been regarded as the best, worst, most over-told, most under-appreciated, most clever, and/or most lame joke in history. As with most well known jokes, there are many different versions, usually with small changes to the phrasing of their location and the first muffin's comment, but faithfully ending with "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!".
Has been regarded as the best, worst, most over-told, most under-appreciated, most clever, and/or most lame joke in history. As with most well known jokes, there are many different versions, usually with small changes to the phrasing of their location and the first muffin's comment, but faithfully ending with "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!".
A well known version of The Muffin Joke:
So these two muffins are chillin' in a oven, right? The first muffin says to the second muffin: "Ahh! We're in an oven..." The second muffin says to the first muffin: "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"
So these two muffins are chillin' in a oven, right? The first muffin says to the second muffin: "Ahh! We're in an oven..." The second muffin says to the first muffin: "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"
The Muffin Joke by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010
beat the lord jesus
Rural Irish colloquialism expressing astonishment, disbelief, or even admiration for any random fact.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.
"Johnny down the road turned his tractor over on the road the other night after drinking 14 pints in the local"
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"
"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"
"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."
beat the lord jesus by niamh o'toole March 28, 2008
bag over the head job
is said when u want to fuck a woman who is so fucking ugly but has a fine body, i.e huge chebs nice pun, and lovely legs that you would love to be between!
dude 1:oh dude she has got huge chebs
dude 2:and her legs r fukin stunning
dude 1:its a shame she is so fucking ugly
random dude: defo bag over the head job!!
dude 2:and her legs r fukin stunning
dude 1:its a shame she is so fucking ugly
random dude: defo bag over the head job!!
bag over the head job by Allan Galeziewski July 23, 2007