Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.
Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."
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Hym "We're not mutually weaponizing things so, here, let's make this as simple as possible. When Ben and the fat blonde are doing a skit on their way out the door, are they making unwanted remarks about my personal life in the workplace? Yes. When Randall James Bowker say 'it IS too small' is that a reference to 15 years ago when he said they same thing at a Wendy's? Yes. Is that what the state would call 'harassment?' Yes. Am I being single out for that? Yes. Does that resemble the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? Yes. Was that happening at the group home as well? Yes. Is it happening to other people? Likely. Looks like it from afar. Hard to tell. But people are clearly being evasive about it. Did they murder children, kill themselves or other, and or get misdiagnosed as a result? Is YES that is called 'me being right!' Good job me. Totally called it. And now, we have to sit here while an incest cult zealot tries to prove me wrong about everything else because she mangled an investigation she was too stupid to be involved in to deal with her grief about the fact that ME being right and her not confirming that was directly responsible for all of those things happening. Do you expect me to do it myself? Because I'm not going to. You just do the thing I said."
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