Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player

Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.

by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021

Fist to mouth resusitation

A few light slams to the gob of an aching for it recipient , to bring them back to reality .

To hit a person in the mouth with a closed fist as a punishment. Fist to mouth resusitation.

by MonsDeepPassionateKiss March 20, 2021

Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush

Verb. Licking a clit whilst inserting two fingers into a vagina that only has hair around the outer lips.

Last night I gave her the old Bird in the mouth and 2 in the bush.

by FLAKEBOY December 4, 2019

Mouth Drop Back In

A reptile is where you suck the inside of a asshole until the person shits inside of your mouth and you qye after that you decide to put the shit back in there asshole

I was with my girlfriend, I licked out her ass then she shat so we Mouth Drop Back In

by Nudemajose August 2, 2019

Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

crumpety-mouthed

(of an actor) quite eccentric, illogical

the crumpety-mouthed character of Charles Dance

by Betaic November 8, 2021

whiteclaw-mouth

A person who chugs carbonated wine coolers.

My brother is such a whiteclaw-mouth bc he watches his alcohol calorie in take while at the beach

by Whiteclaw-mouth May 22, 2019