The 86-20 Rule

The 86-20 rule states that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top earning 20% of the taxpayers.

Fuck poor people...don't they understand the 86-20 rule?

by The Wiz! May 25, 2010

500 mile rule

The amount of distance it takes to prove your love for a broad.

Lover: I walked 5500 F***ing miles to see this girl!
Friend: Wow... You just passed the 500 mile rule! You're set for life!

by theherkman August 09, 2011

rule 4/1

4/1 - April's first.
No one in the entire internet can be trusted, especially on 4/1.

*on 4/1*
Guy1: ¡Oh my god , Half life 3 is coming out and Facebook buys Linux!

Guy2: Rule 4/1.

by Fasox April 03, 2014

Ignore all rules

A policy on Wikipedia ostensibly encouraging Wikipedians to break rules.

Ignore all rules ... so we can block you.

by O. macrowikipediensis June 30, 2013

10 percent rule

Immediately Spending 10% of money acquired from prize winnings, pay checks, sales, etc... towards celebrating in order to attain good luck.

I just got my tax refund for $2,456, According to the 10 percent rule I have to go blow $245.60 on getting wasted and motorboating some bitches. Cause bitches get brunched.

by L-LEEZY April 25, 2012

air guitar rules

The rule used to play air guitar: also abreviated AGR

rule 1. No strings attached

thats the only rule

also used for when your single and are not wanting commitment

bloke 1: i took a girl back to mine last night!

bloke 2: did you play it by air guitar rules?

bloke 1: ofc mofo

by mc1 March 26, 2007

5 second rule

The supposed amount of time (5 seconds)you have to pick up food after it's been dropped on the ground or floor. Allegedly, the bacteria doesn't get on it before 5 seconds is up so you can still eat it if you pick it up really quickly. Sadly, it's all bullshit and not true but it makes good for justification - mainly so people don't call you gross.

*drops an ice lolly*
"FIVE SECOND RULE!"
*picks it up, brushes it off, sticks in mouth*

by Nadia July 10, 2004