During this month take your dominant fist and hurl it towards the fattest person in the room. Stand back and watch the ripples of fat jiggle.
by Fredrick Baer October 3, 2022
When you go so deep in a females vajoober with your fist that it’s like a punching bag, therefore fisty mcbeef punch!
Me: Hey bro my tinder date let me freak and fisty mcbeef punch her!
Friend: No way! I wish I could be like Rocky Balboa and do that!
Friend: No way! I wish I could be like Rocky Balboa and do that!
by YungTBagger January 16, 2023
Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...
Normally followed by a Christmas Kick
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...
Normally followed by a Christmas Kick
(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!
by elementcubed November 18, 2010
by wrath.tishtosh August 22, 2010
by Pederpiper February 17, 2019
(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.
by Tman227 September 12, 2016
A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.
Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018