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Post physical office world

A new scary bureauscape where there are no more physical offices and everything is done through zoomteractions.
A post physical office world is f*ing scary to me right now.
by Sexydimma April 11, 2022
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Post-Pipe Push

The poop you take right after laying some pipe on a girl.
Did you see GoT? That dude shot his dad while he was taking his Post-Pipe Push!
by sullyvan September 29, 2017
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What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor
The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.
by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017
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Pattern Posting

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Instagram: thepatternposter
Pattern posting: the act of diligently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on Instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo. If you do this you are considered a Pattern Poster

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019
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STOP POSTING

Used when you want somebody to stop posting something.
'STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!'
by STOPPOSTINGLOL May 9, 2022
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Post-Zoom Face

An awkward, fading smile that lasts about 6.5 seconds after you leave a Zoom Meeting.

Origin: When you're saying goodbye several times but don't really know when to press "Leave Meeting".
Bro, just got out of the worst fuckin online meeting ever. Post-Zoom Face lasted so long
by AbeNMS92 March 17, 2022
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Post information age

If some are calling these days the most information ate, and journalists are the ones keeping people informed, that means at least some are the journalists are giving people bullshit instead of good information.
At least some of the journalists are keeping people misinformed, and not informed, if there is any truth to post information age.
by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021
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