small pants

pants that are small enough to derive comments and taunts from others and provoke the pants wearer into untoward actions

Hey coach, maybe you should focus on how small your pants are, rather than breaking a clipboard...

small pants

by bob zimway October 7, 2021

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amber pants

any type/color of camo pants

I saw someone at school wearing amber pants

by sally757 September 13, 2017

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Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.

When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.

by cspvln January 3, 2017

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Pants

The name of an incredibly sexy individual with huge tits, really good at Englishing, and has such an amazing vagina that it pops through her pants

Wow look how hot Pants is

by Bhunglefeet May 8, 2023

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IT pants

Pants (usually cargo pants) with a camo print.

I enlisted in the military, I'll be wearing IT pants there.

by IT fan June 22, 2022

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Puddin' Pants

More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.

ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."

by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023

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