when you hide your friends in your closet, then later when you are doin' a girl you yell BANG O RANG and they all jump out and hit her with wooden spoons
by emilybeth! May 17, 2006
by TheBurninator November 16, 2003
When someone is a gay slut and you want to let them know, be sure to call the a queer-o-whore. Someone who is given this name has to be gay and hungry for man/woman that he/she even hits on straight people.
Andrew: " man ur such a queer-o-whore, did u suck 10 miles of dick today u gay slut?"
Kyle: " but i'm not even gay"
Andrew: "I dont give a shit kyle!"
Kyle: " but i'm not even gay"
Andrew: "I dont give a shit kyle!"
by The real ass eater March 28, 2019
A self-congratulatory body of bombast and bloviation passed off as autobiographies and especially designed for class reunion books and websites. Also known as arrant bullshit.
After earning my second PhD (magna cum laud), I married the love of my life and bought Andrew Carnegie's old summer house where we raised our two Harvard-bound children. The medallion from my Nobel Prize hangs above the fireplace right next to the Presidential Citation for meritorious . . .
I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.
I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.
by Bloodystocking March 13, 2010
1.Rich in salt, 'salt-filled', generally used to describe particularly salty popcorn. Originally used by Mr. Pete Reed, comedic, slang term for salty
2.Product that creates salt. From water. Salt!
2.Product that creates salt. From water. Salt!
by Micko!! December 03, 2003
An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over
Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
by Metallicajunkie October 04, 2018
A female stripper with a very bad set of teeth. Her teeth represent the carved mouth of a Halloween jack-o-lantern pumpkin.
by Bigjeepdriva May 29, 2017