hey its me your scum bag dad

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet

hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

by kermit the frog killer February 1, 2022

Dad

Unbearable. The kind of person that says that life is hard without problems and with problems doubled. The kind of person that will always be on your side no matter what and you can always trust and forgive. The kind of person that will always forgive you.

He's angry at you. "Dad will you forgive me for what i did?" "Of course i will there is nothing in the world that will stop me from forgiving you."

by queen of sweets and chocolate November 2, 2019

Dad

That one person that keeps trying to find milk and never manages

-Has your dad come home yet?
-Nope
-Oh. When did he leave?

-I don't remember.
-Ah well, mine came home yesterday.
-Really?
-No.

by PotatoKiwiCat123 May 5, 2024

dad

poop

you are a dad

by ====== August 4, 2022

Dad

He left to get the milk... He's not coming back sunny.

"Dad can you go get some milk."

by AndIDidThat March 30, 2024

dad squad

A group a fathers who are prominent figures in the lives of their children who help chaperone their daughters first date to scare her date into being a total gentleman

I have my dad squad here with me to help chaperone my daughter's first date.

by MinDATucker October 29, 2018

Sad Dad

Nope. Fuck your kids bitch.

Hym "Fuck you and your kids Sad Dad. And the Jews. What would you say to me, Sad Dad? You have nobody to blame but yourself. I told you those kids were going to get shot. You mocked and ignored me because 'I oNlY cArE aBoUt MySeLf.' Which is just your pathetic breeder way of extorting people into accepting your own and your fuck-trophy's inflated existential value without having to let me fuck your wife."

Sad Dad "W-"

Hym "NOPE! Whatever you were going to say is not a reaction to what I'm saying. It's the status quo. You're like otters. Holding your baby up in front of a predator. 'But I'm just a wittle joo breeder 🥺' and you're oscillating between THAT and psychotic rage. Because you're not NOT A PSYCHOPATH. You're just retarded and delusional psychopaths. I WAS and AM still correct. And, at the very least, my left ball is bigger than yours. My spine might be crooked but at least it doesn't render me a 5'2 balding Jew."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025