Cool Tony

A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather.

The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.

The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.

It's too damn hot and I'm burning up. Where can a guy get a Cool Tony around here?

by Broke Aristocrat January 3, 2025

Cool (Coolest)

That friend or person no matter what they do, they are always thinking about others and their day. Show them their appreciation!

My friend Mochi keeps saying they arent cool and i tell them they are the most Cool (Coolest).

by DB-Kami-Arts June 19, 2025

Cool

fashionably attractive or impressive.

"he made no concessions to fashion, yet somehow he was hip and cool"

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

Cool

used to bring/call/draw attention to a specified quantity or amount, especially of money.

"a cool $15,000 to buy the franchise"

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

Cool it

Conduct oneself in a less temperamental manner.

"“Cool it and tell me why you're so ecstatic.”"

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

Keep my cool

maintain a calm and controlled attitude.

"I have to keep my cool and run my own race"

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

Lost his cool

fail to maintain a calm and controlled attitude.

"he finally lost his cool with a photographer and threatened to hit him"

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025