The 86-20 Rule

The 86-20 rule states that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top earning 20% of the taxpayers.

Fuck poor people...don't they understand the 86-20 rule?

by The Wiz! May 25, 2010

Ground-Rule Double

When a guy finds himself in an unclear sleeping situation with a woman, he is entitled to "take second base" without comment or condemnation.

Guy #1: "Yo, I heard that (insert female name here) crashed in your bed last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah...nothing happend."
Guy #1: "What? You declined a ground-rule double!"
Guy #2: "Shit! Did I really?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, you were definitely entitled to boobie touch-age."

by Cal Ripken Jr. April 2, 2011

Ignore all rules

A policy on Wikipedia ostensibly encouraging Wikipedians to break rules.

Ignore all rules ... so we can block you.

by O. macrowikipediensis July 18, 2013

rule 4/1

4/1 - April's first.
No one in the entire internet can be trusted, especially on 4/1.

*on 4/1*
Guy1: ¡Oh my god , Half life 3 is coming out and Facebook buys Linux!

Guy2: Rule 4/1.

by Fasox April 23, 2014

10 percent rule

Immediately Spending 10% of money acquired from prize winnings, pay checks, sales, etc... towards celebrating in order to attain good luck.

I just got my tax refund for $2,456, According to the 10 percent rule I have to go blow $245.60 on getting wasted and motorboating some bitches. Cause bitches get brunched.

by L-LEEZY September 27, 2012

air guitar rules

The rule used to play air guitar: also abreviated AGR

rule 1. No strings attached

thats the only rule

also used for when your single and are not wanting commitment

bloke 1: i took a girl back to mine last night!

bloke 2: did you play it by air guitar rules?

bloke 1: ofc mofo

by mc1 March 31, 2007

5 second rule

The supposed amount of time (5 seconds)you have to pick up food after it's been dropped on the ground or floor. Allegedly, the bacteria doesn't get on it before 5 seconds is up so you can still eat it if you pick it up really quickly. Sadly, it's all bullshit and not true but it makes good for justification - mainly so people don't call you gross.

*drops an ice lolly*
"FIVE SECOND RULE!"
*picks it up, brushes it off, sticks in mouth*

by Nadia July 9, 2004