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Pop Music

The ultimate musical sacrilege.

Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.

It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.

It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.

This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023
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Dinner music

Music played between bands at shows.
Soft music before bands go on
“They played Elton John three times this dinner music is for boomers, when is the band gonna play?”
by Teddyansom July 23, 2022
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Musical reader

A person who listens to music while reading.
Person1: "You're listening to music while reading a book? Doesn't that make it hard to concentrate?"
Person2: "Nah, I'm a Musical reader."
by Enochlophobia November 16, 2017
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Gustavo Music

A music that anyone named Gustavo would like to hear a lot.
by Dan151 May 3, 2025
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The five nights at freddy's 3 musical

The five nights at freddy's 3 musical refers to a musical made by Logan Hugueny-Clark on youtube that was published on march 18th 2015, making it the 27th oldest video game musical he ever made. The song became popular due to springtrap saying the line "this attraction is great, so many guards i can rape, 'til i cant see straight." in the song.
The song also obviously predates the undertale musical
"hey google, tell me the lyrics to the five nights at freddy's 3 musical"
"i don't know just what i'm made of
face looks like bonnie's
possessed by the purple guy
i may kill whomever i please
three decades after the restaurant
i'm in for the ride
five nights 'till the doors open
the guard had better hide
you chose to work at this nightmare baby
like a mouse into a trap
you can play your tapes and temporarily distract me baby
but no matter what i will be back
i'm addicted to guards
rip 'em up into parts
while i feast on their hearts
scare 'em 'til they take shots
this attraction is great
so many guards i can rape
'til i can't see straight
where can i start?
i'm addicted to guards
the guard looks down at his tablet
i sneak in the room
he has no idea his painful death is coming soon
he couldn't last five nights alone with me baby
flashing red lights make me mad
you know they make me wanna jumpscare ya baby
make me feel so bad
i'm addicted to guards
rip them into parts
while i feast on their hearts
scare 'em 'til they take sharts
this attraction is great
so many guards i can rape
'til i can't see straight
where can i start?
i'm addicted to guards"
by sonic 1 tts build REAL March 26, 2024
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American Music Awards

An American award show where Olivia Rodrigo performed her song traitor live.
JoJo Siwa also had blonde long wavy hair and wore an black dress that would've looked perfect on Shabnam.
PERSON 1:Olivia rodrigo performed her song Traitor live at the American Music Awards!
person 2:yayayayayayayayayay the AMAS
by thecharacterwannie August 19, 2022
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