brass monkey

used as an adjective describing extreme cold temperatures

from the adage "cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey"

A: Wanna go out for a walk?
B: No way, man, it's brass monkeys out there!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 24, 2008

chunky-monkey

originating from the latin chunkis-monkis 1. One who partakes in genererous amounts of food consumption and engages in overt laziness. 2. A fat ass and/or plump gimp, e.g. Sofie R.

"Sofie, leggo my eggo you chunky monkey...ewwww, that's so gross, waffles weren't meant to be eaten in the nude!"

by Lady MacBeth September 10, 2004

fudge monkey

A shit stabber,chutney ferret,uphill gardener etc. In other words, a homosexual male that engages in promiscuous unprotected anal sex.

"That George Michael is a right Fudge Monkey!"

by ioxothoth September 14, 2007

Monkey Sex

Sex with a monkey.

I had Monkey Sex last night.

by Barry Odoms July 19, 2003

herpes monkey

Someone who you hate that you wish would just get herpes and die...

Ugh... my next door neighbor cops on me again for having my music too loud... that fucking herpes monkey...

by Selice August 29, 2006

Beer Monkey

When you wake up in the morning, you know if you've had a visit from the Beer Monkey. Whilst passed out on the sofa after a heavy night of drinking, the Beer monkey pays you a visit and lays out a fat shit in your mouth, steals £10 for his Crack addiction and fucks off, resulting in the awful taste in the morning. He is known to visit between 3-4am whilst you are totally wankered. Not to Be confused with the Doner Monkey

After a Hard night getting Wankered...
Him: I am Fucked. *pukes in bin next to bed*
Me: Mate.. The Beer Monkey so visited me last night dude.
Him: Urrrghh *Keels over and dies*

by Doug + Sean September 18, 2005

Monkey Point

A point made in argument which is reasonable, intelligent, and probably ends the discussion right then and there. There are no comebacks for Monkey Point.

Also: A synonym for 'logic'.

We were arguing about National Education, and then Matt made a Monkey Point, so I had no choice but to surrender to his superior logic.

by RP2016 December 11, 2012