Hate massage

When you give a rough massage to loved one but in an aggressive way.

I was mad at Dave so I gave him a hate massage. He deserved it!

by Aragedie August 7, 2016

polish massage

Verb

Driving a motor vehicle over or along the rumble strips, reflective lane markers, or in some cases highway drainage grooves to simulate the vibrating and kneading effect of a massage, either intentionally or inadvertently.

Daniel waited until the last passenger in the van had nodded off to drift over to the rumble strips and shook everyone awake, he enjoyed the Polish Massage, but each of his passengers hated him for it.

Gary winced at the Polish Massage, when he felt like his fillings were being shaken out as his boyfriend steered the motorcycle they were riding over the rain grooves on the country road.

by Lester'sTesticle August 13, 2017

Taco Massage

A sensor friendly way for a one nite stand or hookup.

I don't want anything serious, I just want a taco massage.

by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017

Strong Massage

Massage by a male masseuse that involves a happy ending

Todd said he was going to go for a strong massage, we didn't know he was gay.

by Whiz T May 4, 2018

Text massage

Messages sent to someone or others to emotionally support their decisions.

(Giving a text massage)

(Giving a text massage)

Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.

by Granmeyer August 11, 2018

Dennis Massachusetts

A town of some dumbass kids one of them known as The Real Valerie.

Aunt: Why don’t any of em Dennis Massachusetts kids be going to school?
Me: Cuz they damn Dennis kids tf?

by Aplusich November 13, 2018

Romtown massive

Romtown massive is the most dangerous gang in the U.K. If u speak they name ur gonna get stab

Leave me alone or I get romtown massive on u Joao a fat cunt who's the biggest snake

by Night nigajt nerd January 23, 2019