josh

josh is a really cool dude who probably has a cool job and makes a lot of money and mos likey is a ninja astronaut or porn star or maybe does cam girl on his spare time.

josh is really cool

by pussylicker69420cocksucker May 26, 2022

Josh

Oh golly oh goodie, if you find yourself a Josh then you’re in for luck. Josh’s are the hottest and sweetest people ever, and they sure know how to be amazing boyfriends. They possess outstanding cuddle abilities and can always cheer you up. Although they can come off as very manly and rash sometimes, Josh’s are always the best people to know.

Mikey: I just started dating Josh!
Alex: Wow, good for you!

by Thistlehs August 24, 2022

Josh

Josh is nice guy, however…
Sometimes he thinks he’s better than everyone.
Josh is tighter than a ducks asshole.
Josh will brag about his giant penis, however it can be compared with that of a chipmunk.

He likes to show off a lot, mainly about superficial things, like his car.

He can often be found in public toilets, holding competitions of who can piss the highest up the wall.

Josh has a peanut butter fetish.

You are more of a twat than Josh

by Shitonmytitsandcallmemildred June 21, 2021

Josh noncer

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I saw a Josh noncer

by Dain_ollieboi_YT March 16, 2020

Josh giesler

A fucken prick who will do anything to get friends. One that doesn’t know how to do diff geometry.

Omg he’s such a josh giesler.

by Jessinator2002 April 3, 2018

Josh

An absolute legend. A god send when it comes to advice, can always rely on a Josh.

Can be an absolute cunt when need be, but also a funny one. In the end, we all need a Josh in our lives.

them: “what’s he like?”
me: “an absolute legend.”
them: “…must be a Josh”

by overthehills March 29, 2023

Josh time

When you have no concept of time. Your friends make plans and you just arrive whenever, at least an hour plus late without a care in the world.

Nah he'll be here, he's just running on Josh time.

by TA Annabel Lee March 18, 2023