Jake Zyrus

A human female who lives on Cybertron that is former member of Autobots and later become Decepticon because of persuasion of Megatron to become tomboy. Transforming into male in harsh condition which happens in Thailand, Earth.

1. Transformers- Rise of LGBTQ PRO MAX 5G

2. Jake Zyrus is the well-known transformer in Earth.

1. Look that straight girl, become a Jake Zyrus variant in a year!.

by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024

Jake Evan’s Musician

A creepy sex pest

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024

Jake DK

Textbook, scholar-level definition of an incell

Damn, bro is never getting laid, definitely a Jake DK

by jahdsfksajdhf January 12, 2025

Jake

The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.

P1: "I tried to touch Jake's butthole and lost 2 fingers.."
P2: "Try again"

by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025

Jake and bake

when you decide to start jakeing it and smoke weed

"dude i can't wait to jake and bake tonight"

by IMJAKEINGIT July 13, 2025

Jake Duffy Week

Jake Duffy Week starts the second Monday in August and goes until Sunday

Hey guys it’s Jake Duffy Week, let’s drink!

by Dbxoebfic August 11, 2025

Jaked

To have a negligent discharge of a firearm in someone’s direction.

I was just standing there and he Jaked me. Scared the heck outta me.

by Lrp69420 August 13, 2025