Shit jack

The act of shitting in one's hand, and then masturbating with it. (The lonely mans gay sex)
Dude, what took you so long in the shower? ......ah did a good shit jack!
by Nightbiker07 December 17, 2008
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Power Jack

Beating your meat in a rapid, and often unforgiving manner, which results in a quick and large warm load of cum.
I Power Jacked in the face of Pam Portwood
by Alex122 July 15, 2005
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jack chirac

According to Chiracean theory cows will soon fly to mars.
by ximbroglio July 15, 2003
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Jack Johnson

One of the greatest ass kickers of all time. He beat up his opponents with a smile and they loved him for it.
Black Jack Johnson, NYC...

Excuse me, he was from XGalvestonTexasX.
by anon March 3, 2005
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Jack Wills

A fairly expensive clothing brand worn by those who can afford it - these people are often called sloanes by people who can't afford it. Everybody goes on about the fact that Jack Wills is cheap, tacky blah blah blah. Well tbh Why the fuck are you going on about it, who gives a shit whether you like or not, they blates do so why waste your time moaning about it.
Despite what you think not all people who buy Jack Wills go Yar and go off to country club. I should know but just to say I do go to a private school, I like some Jack Wills clothing but I don't have any and I couldn't give a shit. You're giving them bigger egos because you actually care!!!!
Oh I love your shirt, is it Jack Wills?

Yeah
by LiLiLiLiLiLi June 24, 2008
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jack fuck

Means he/she knows nothing at all. see also jack shit
by Ian Naylor December 28, 2005
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Sally and Jack

The cutest couple there could ever be. These two names are very compatible and are meant to be with one another. There relationship cannot be denied and should never be taken apart. They make each other happy and although one may try to hide how much he/she loves the other, deep down inside the person know the truth. Sally and Jack should always be together.
There as cute as a sally and jack
by Sally Rameer November 14, 2011
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