stepperffiliate-in-law

Stepperffiliate's spouse.

Stepperffiliate-in-law.

by Jenword May 20, 2023

Soneby's Law

Rule 34's sinister cousin.
If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.

-Dude wtf, that's my sisters instagram?

-Soneby's law bruh

by Smashedmouth December 16, 2020

law of surtr

The law of surtr states that if the first or second reply to ragebait is longer than 1 sentence, the ragebaiter will be declared victorious, comes from the giant surtr for his giant size and mass destruction, if the replier replies thrice see law of ares

not cool dued!!
nope u
WHAT THE HECKING HECK!! mods ban him he just called my mom fat no BAN HIM NOW I WANT HIM GONE
no u
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????????? YOU THINK I SHOULD BE BANISHED TO THE FORGOTTEN REALM?!!!!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU YOU SICK WEIRDO YOURE SICK YOU WEIRDO IM NOT ANDREW LAEDDIS WHAT THE FLIP!!!
I invoke the law of surtr for he declares this battle won in my name

by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025

Karamazov's Law

The idea that the actual state of a relationship is inversely related to how it is portrayed on social media

A: Karen and Mark seem happy, they're always talking about it on Instagram
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!

by Dr.Crow January 7, 2021

co-2C-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.

My co-2C-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Hutson’s Law

When trying to figure out what a project will cost and how long it will take to complete, you take the worst case scenarios that you can possibly imagine for both time and cost. When you have those 2 numbers you then multiply them both by 4 and that will give you an accurate estimate of what the project will actually cost and how long it will actually take to complete.

Aka: The 4x4 Rule

“Dude! The addition to my mom’s house was supposed to take a month and cost $2000. It’s been 4 months and you hand me a bill for $8000!! What the actual Eff?!?!?”

“I’m sorry man! I ignored Hutson’s Law and it bit me in the ass again. Tell your mom her dungeon will be ready soon, but she’s going to need to take a few more trips around the block to pay for it”

by Crash Hawthorne April 29, 2022

Jenny's Law

There is a cat meme for any and all conceivable events

Person 1: *Sees a Cat riding a unicorn waving a flag* Jenny's law is still undeniably true!

by Unburntoast March 3, 2024