since no regular person would just search up the definition of "hi" in the UD, you were either doing some sketchy shit and you were afraid someone was gonna walk in so you searched up this word in another tab or window to switch to if someone walks in as a cover up for the sketchy shit you have been doing OR you were actually curious of the definition of hi (which is pretty weird, not gonna lie).
Person 1 (walks into room without knocking and sees the computer screen): Dude, why are you looking at the definition of hi?
Person 2 (startled and panicking): N-no reason! Don't worry about it!
Person 1: You were doing weird shit again, weren't you?
Person 2: 😔 yeah
Person 2 (startled and panicking): N-no reason! Don't worry about it!
Person 1: You were doing weird shit again, weren't you?
Person 2: 😔 yeah
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Hym "Do you know my real name? The people I work with know I'm Hym. You likely already KNOW my real name. If you REALLY wanted me to use my real name I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I officially give anyone who wants to use my real name permission to do so. You have my full consent. But you're not going to do it because that isn't the actual issue. Me not using my name has nothing to with why you're allowing people to falsify a mental illness. This is exactly the kind of shit that gets people lobotomized. Your choices are between stay quiet, allow this to continue regardless of what happens as a consequence OR speak up, put a stop to it before it happens to someone for whom you actually have sympathy. Did you know some kid killed himself after sympathizing with one of the characters in one of the shows about me? Platinum end? So there's 1. At least. I take full credit. This didn't have to be this way and now a child is dead. Go look up the article. I'm not making it up. Go look. You and the other atheist are starting to look like nothing more than intellectual elitists who seek to manufacture the authority left in the absence of God. Go fuck yourself."
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