full-kit wanker

A guy wear the full kit of a football club in every day non-sports related situations, including socks.

Rick is wear the full Ajax kit. Rick is a full-kit wanker.

by tomsal June 15, 2024

butt full of ranch

an ass filled to the brim w ranch

woah!! tracys has a butt full of ranch

by jonathan420101 August 17, 2023

Full Chooch

To apply, have, or obtain 100% of something. To be dedicated entirely, to have it all, or to get everything. This comprehensible term can be adapted and applied to many situations. It is most often used as an alternative to "full send", "full force", "full set", or "full package".

"Steve, that's a steep hill. I don't think we're going to make it up in this train."
"It'll be alright, we'll go full chooch!"

"Woah, who is that woman? She's beautiful, smart, and hilarious!"
"Yeah, I know! That's Lorena, she's the full chooch!"

"This restaurant is amazing, all of their food is great. What did you order?"
"I couldn't decide on one thing so I got the full chooch!"

by Steve Blends August 21, 2023

The full block

100% truth. The absolute original.

He isn’t a chip off the ol’ block, he’s the full block.

by BillyGoat66 April 21, 2021

Full Clearance

To have a shit and a wank in the same sitting. Also known as a '147'

I was bored at work so I went to the toilet for a full clearance.

by Matty STew July 27, 2022

Straight up full baguette

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.

Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.

by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017

Ur Ancestry Full Of Faggotry

An unblockable attack on ones ancestral heritage, no force on earth can counter this insult the only option is to resign oneself to death

Robert: Hey Paul

Paul: Hey Robert guess what?
Robert: What?
Paul: "Ur ancestry full of faggotry!"
*Robert's brain immediately hemorrhages and blood gushes out of his nose while he seizes on the floor praying that the afterlife won't be cruel to him*

by Yuritz.y May 16, 2018