full-kit wanker

A guy wear the full kit of a football club in every day non-sports related situations, including socks.

Rick is wear the full Ajax kit. Rick is a full-kit wanker.

by tomsal June 15, 2024

Full of shit

Full of misinformation.

She was full of shit about having the facts for you.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

full minty

A state of being; motivated and witty, clever and careful. While in a state of "Full Minty," one doesnt know the meaning of impossible, yet are within the boundaries of reality.

"Yo man, how did the interview go?"
-"I think i got it man! it was perfect; I went full minty."

by MintyDictionary August 8, 2015

Full pull

When two men put the tips of their of penises together, and are being jerked off by a third person in one continuos and straight stroke. From scrotum to scrotum. This is considered a Full Pull.

This term originates from tractor pulling.

He performed a full pull, and they ejaculated at the same time.

by Dane Hurricane September 3, 2019

The Full Mcpherto

Just an average bloke who knows his way around a wood chipper

Person 1 - "We went full The Full Mcpherto on that paedophile."

Person 2 - "yeah, you blokes definitely know your way around a wood chipper

by Burnallrockspiders June 10, 2022

Full Poop

A physical condition resulting from not ‘pushing brown’ on schedule and waiting up to 1.5 days to finally ‘drop heat’. This condition results in unwarranted grumpiness towards girlfriends due to the bowel expanding discomfort.

The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.

“I was at the farmers market in Caramel today berating my girlfriend and feeling like shit. Turns out, I got snuck up on by a ‘full poop’ and I actually not an asshole!

by HolyDiver6969 August 30, 2025

a full english

A Full English is a serve of 2 strips of bacon, 1 sausage, scoop of baked beans, fried tomatoes, fried mushrooms, hash browns, 2 buttered toast and a cup of coffee.

I came in the cafe for a cuppa and had a Full English instead.

by denja October 30, 2015