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A full Schofield Philip Schofield

Doing a full Schofield is the act of stringing along your long time life parter, raising children together, only to turn around and admit the your a gay man/woman once they’re grown and move out.
Person1: Hey man, you heard the news about Jenny?

Person 2: Nah what news?

Person 1: She’s only gone a pulled a full Schofield on Mark!

Person 2: No! They’re been married 27 years!

Person 1: I know, shocking!
by splooshmasterflex February 8, 2020
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Full Bassani

When a fireman turns off the lights in the bunk room, strips down to his knickers and takes a full on nap in the middle of the afternoon.

If at any point a fireman falls asleep in a recliner during the day, it’s considered a Half Bassani.
We’re out here washing the truck it the heat and Matt’s in there having himself a Full Bassani!!
by BigCatRescue July 21, 2023
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Full Exhib

An exhibitionist who shows off everything including face and the genitals. Usually fully nude but not essential. Generally in the act of masturbating or sex. A male would be fully erected.
Tjenner is a full exhib bator.

I like how all your pics are fully exhib.

I had a roommate in college and he was full exhib all of the time.
by JO Bud January 29, 2023
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Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020
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man full

1. When your full like a man
Stirling, "I just had 3 manwiches, threw up, and had four more."

Magnus, "That's man full."
by Flex Steel September 20, 2009
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Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

Amish full hookups are very similar but include tents and the use of a lot of lard.
Some guy looking like Gary Busey broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a full hook-up. Now he understands KOA prison rape.
by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022
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full time geek

a geek refers to someone who is high off substances. a full time geek is therefore someone who is high all the time.
my homie stay geeked, he a full time geek”.
by RealestCj January 27, 2025
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