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fart apnea

Similar to sleep apnea, though a patient continually wakes themselves up due to the severity of their fart.
Nancy continually wake's herself up due to chronic fart apnea.
by fart giver June 22, 2011
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farting jogger

A sexual position where a woman or man lays across a table or bed and is engaged in anal or doggy style sex. The male stands behind the reciever, enters the anus or vagina, and jogs in place for intense stimulation as well as farts for added pleasure.
Hey honey, you want to do the farting jogger position? It's my favorite!
by Pooki January 14, 2008
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Fart Joke

An extremely crude and low-class type of "comedy", only appreciated by distasteful individuals, who normally are average high-school jocks, or an extremely stupid person.
Jerry: *farts*
Mike: HA! AHAHAHAHAHAH...
Jerry: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

Me: ugh...I hate fart jokes...
by superschwa December 18, 2008
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cock fart

A painful expulsion of air from the penis, akin to flagalence. Conisidered to be the result of unprotected coitus with or oral copulation from a Wendigo. Syns: The Farts, Wendigo Madness, The Poofer, Penial Beaner.
I heard Joey caught the cock farts! I told him not to let that Wendigo go down on him.
by Willy G September 18, 2005
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fanny fart

Somink that can really put you off your stride!
-Oh yeh, oh yeh , oh yeh , what's my name? What's my name?
-Phhhhruuuuuuuuuut!
-What da fux zat?
-Fanny fart!
-Oh .......... what's my name? What's my name?
by yoshimitsu September 25, 2003
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fart energy

the quantity of energy that your ass is able to produce when a fan with a DC generator is attached to it. So when you fart the asswind will propell the fan,and you v'e got your own BROWN ENERGY unit right in yur pants
Dude,your fart energy is runn'n low
by TAMM November 12, 2004
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blood fart

After having intercourse with a female who is menstruating, you then proceed to have anal intercourse. After that is finished, the female may flatulance, resulting in a fine red mist, or a "blood fart."
"Joe was doing this chick in the butt after he fucked her in the puss when she was pms'in it. So she had a blood fart!
by Nathan the freak February 19, 2007
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