Cream of Skeet

The combined ejaculation (cum) of multiple men in the same receptacle.

Wow buddy did you add to the cream of skeet?

by TheRealMajesty January 15, 2023

certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018

Jungle Cream

When someone with a rather harry pubic region also has a large amount of male ejaculate in the same region.

Ah man I just jungle creamed myself!

by JingleBellCock November 19, 2020

Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks

Wow this club is cream under the hood!

by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016

Tiddes and cream

Tits with cream such as whip cream, sperm, etc

I fucking love tiddes and cream!

by big gay ice cream October 30, 2021

Berries and Cream

An act in which a man swiftly and seamlessly swoops in and gets a hand full of nuts "Berries" then drops to his knees and begins preforming fellatio in hopes to release that sweet "Cream" from within.

Nick: “hey, see that man?”
Steve: yeah.
Nick: “I'd love to give him some Berries and Cream.”

by Banana & Split May 26, 2022

Crevis cream

Crevis cream is the sweat from under a mans testicles

Hey dude its hot out here, i need to go wipe off my crevis cream.

by Bum juice consumer April 11, 2019