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Cool as jets

To get angry and hot tempered about something.
Tell him I know he cheated on his gf. That will have him cool as jets
by FranxNidge November 24, 2024
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cool

when you're a chimp and can talk
by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024
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The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!
Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2024
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water cooling

When you're drinking in the shower and switch the water to cold to stop yourself throwing up.
how did you get through 7 beers in one shower?
water cooling bro
by xX_ThotSlayer69_Xx January 3, 2025
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water cooling

When you're drinking in the shower and switch the water to cold to stop yourself from throwing up.
how did you get through 7 beers in one shower bro?
water cooling.
by xX_ThotSlayer69_Xx January 3, 2025
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Cool Tony

A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather.

The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.

The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
It's too damn hot and I'm burning up. Where can a guy get a Cool Tony around here?
by Broke Aristocrat January 3, 2025
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Cool (Coolest)

That friend or person no matter what they do, they are always thinking about others and their day. Show them their appreciation!
My friend Mochi keeps saying they arent cool and i tell them they are the most Cool (Coolest).
by DB-Kami-Arts June 19, 2025
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