Cock Woddle

The walk one uses when their ball sack has a rash. Can also be used to describe an man's dick swinging from side to side.

Donald Trump's cock woddle is very noticeable!

by Dolan the Duck April 17, 2017

Cock Envy

To be envious of someone else's cock, often because of no reason.

Can be often mixed up with cockney

Beautiful woman: Being cockney for no reason

Man: Who do you think I am cock envious of?

Beautiful woman: Don't know....you tell me?

Man: I don't have any Cock Envy, honest. Please believe me

by MonkeyBoots December 27, 2011

cock-blocked

1. when a guy who is interacting with a cute girl hoping to get ahead sexually is blocked from taking it farther by someone or something

2. either devine intervention, karma or poor luck preventing a guy from getting laid or succeeding sexual with a girl.

3. when a friend of either the guy or girl prevents the two from hooking up

I can't believe you just fucking cock-blocked me you prick, your like a cock-blocking dog that just pops up a the worst moment to fucking kill someones chance's of fucking scoring!

by calaco October 15, 2011

sun cock

A horrible cock that does`nt give any pleasure what so ever
It is hated by all females

Often known as Aidan small penis

"Wow Aidan has a sun cock"

by edgvhqek May 10, 2008

cock shock

verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.

Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.

John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!

During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.

by JW75 March 29, 2013

Cock and Roll

A musical style that is a poor offshoot of rock and roll. Cock and roll bands are characterized by homosexual undertones, angsty/whiny/shallow lyrics and generally shitty and unoriginal instrument "playing." Cock and roll music is particularly popular in today's music scene, considering the prevalence of bands that fall squarely into that musical category. (ie, Fallout Boy, My Chemical Romance, All American Rejects, Green Day, etc.)

The Jonas Brothers are a popular cock and roll band.

by Velvet Zeppelin April 5, 2010

cock block

Someone who has, will, or wants to prevent a friend/random person from getting laid by a member of the opposite gender. Also, when a person knows he's not getting a piece of tail will do absolutely anything, best friend or not, to make sure nobody gets a pice of tail by the end of the night. Someone who will convince a member of the opposite sex to go home, instead of going to a party they were really excited about, by telling lies to prevent any others from having a chance of getting lucky.

When Kyle, John, and Boy Blue were chilling at a karaoke night, John invited a girl to com to the after party. On the way to pick up boy blues truck , Kyle was guranteed a piece of tail, for she was licking his ear. After Boy Blue had gotten his truck, Jenn decided to go with him. He then convinced her to go home, by telling her that Kyle and John were bad people. Steve IS A COCK BLOCK!!!!!!

by Tank AKA The other boy blue April 17, 2006