Coldease

When it's cold, good and you're happy.

You could pull of a coldness aura ridden moment and the boydem will be like coldease or your friend pulls through with a dub and your responses to him telling you is "coldease"

Or simply the teacher allows you to go 5 mins early.

"Coldease"

"That's coldease"

Person A

"Just won the TAL tournament"

Person B

"Coldease"

by Banjo Wilfred von Pullmeist June 23, 2025

Colderdash

Days when it is beyond cold, causing one to dash quickly to and from their mode of transport and buildings. The poles are always at a state of colder dash year round, and places far to the north stay that way throughout the winter months. However, days of colderdash can also happen randomly in more southern areas, leading to a more panicked response to days of colderdash.

The polar-vortex pushed further south than normal leading to Texas having a colderdash week.

by Chillchaica January 12, 2026

creamed coldcut

Sexual fetishes involving certain meats.

Must reach climax for it to count.

Qualifying meats include:
•Bologna Family
•Minced Ham
•Old Fashioned Loaf
•Turkey (the whore of luncheon meats)

Creamed ColdCut A man finishing on his meat.

My girlfriend cooked me a lovely dinner, but I had creamed a few cold cuts after work already.

A man having sex with his luncheon meats.

by Scoob0023 June 24, 2016

johnson coldhand

shower beer in one hand, Johnson in the other!

That was the longest Johnson coldhand ever man!!!!

by LiLRoNNiE July 24, 2017

king coldfury

Often known as King of Furry. Cold-hearted animal fucker.

Rakesh: "Omg dude that new student, he is known as King ColdFury"

Sanjeet: "Ewwwww he screws animals!!! What a monster"

by KobraBinHalal August 6, 2017

Body Coldness

Opposite of body heat. The effect your body has on a hot object when you are colder than it.

Davis really noticed his body coldness when the hot tub started cooling down.

by Wubeb March 13, 2018

Joshua colder

Boy who enjoys mandingo in his anus and getting jizzed by his biological dad after he got his knob bit off during a blackpool blowjob from his girlfriend

Guy1:Your such a joshua colder
Guy2:Fuck off you cunt no im not
Guy1:Tell me that when your girlfriend gives you half of your dick back

by Big dong boi October 29, 2019