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Chris

Chris is a nice guy who is his own person loves the people around him and loves his girlfriend

. Nut don’t let Chris get to you because he’ll turn on you very quickly.
Girl 1 “what happend”
Girl 2 Chris cheated on me

Girl 3 oh really I didn’t know you guys were still together we’ve been talking for a while
by Urworstnightmare199 November 17, 2022
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Chris miles

Friend1: who's that fittie there
Friend2: oh thats chris miles
Friend1: I'd do him anyday
Friend2: same here , same here
by rayelle' 💸 November 27, 2022
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Chris A theory

The thoeory that theres tiny silly Chris's hiding around every corner of your house. Chris like to flip over desks when angy and they tend to be little. They dress in bikinnis when feeling silly. Theyre like little garden knomes, they soawn in the masses and peep theres itty bitty heads through windows when alone. They typically wear champion shirts and vans. They gather in groups and attack by viciously jump up and down to create a decoy, then the leader Arreola tears the opponent down
Have you heard of the Chris A theory? WOah what was that.... ITS A CHRIS A RUN!!
by CusinFurry September 14, 2022
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Chris Caboose

A fit guy who happens to have a big butt. He will likely blame his bootylicious backside on doing squats.
Adam: Have you seen his butt lately? He's turning into a real Chris Caboose!
Bill: Well he does say that every day is squat day...
by meltedcrayons September 14, 2022
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chris and denise

lowkey one of the cutest couples u will see in a while. chris and denise love each other very much and would do anything for eachother to make eachother happy
person 1: "hey, have you heard of chris and denise?"

person 2: "yea they are such a cute couple!"
by evadxz 😛 September 17, 2022
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Chris

A sexy fat man, who can shove his massive dick where ever you want it to go, he is able to rearrange your guts if you want him to. He would be a smart rich person who goes to the gym everyday but cannot lose his weight, he earns more money than you have ever dreamed of and would waste any time but spend it on you.

He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.
Oh my god he is such a fucking Chris, he is so hot and sexy.
by spicule1 September 18, 2022
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Chris Moment

A moment when someone does something sexual or makes sexual references.
oh damn look at those two kissing. thats such a chris moment.
by Xero Namikaze September 19, 2022
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