April 18 is a day where you take time out of your day to thank your car for the things they do for you. this only applies for the cars that are named.
me: “I worship my car in April 18 for everything they have done for me” them: “what’s so special about april 18?” me: “it’s national car day!!”
by Grant Green May 8, 2022

An very edgy slogan that environmentalists without any realistic solutions to offer (like hmm, more affordable electric cars?), and angry bicyclists who refuse to upgrade to a more modern (and adult) form of transportation, actually propose in earnest as a thing that society should or could do, as if it would not immediately make modern existence completely impossible, which they might realize if they even took 5 seconds to consider the ramifications of their asinine proposal.
"Cars pollute and drivers are big meanies to me on my bicycle, ban cars! It's not like this would make grocery shopping extremely difficult for most people, prevent anyone from ever traveling more than 50 miles away from their home, and also, I would have no goods or food at all, since literally everything I own was delivered by a truck! This is totally a reasonable solution, and not an adolescent overreaction at all! I'm so superior to you all for not owning a car, oh shit, I need a ride somewhere, better call up my friend who has a car/take an Uber!"
by q359 July 25, 2023

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".
by anonymous June 8, 2022

For context,I'm not referring into car as vehicle.
Car is a pun of cat. It become a running joke and inside joke to cat lover community
Car is a pun of cat. It become a running joke and inside joke to cat lover community
by Brosssina March 15, 2024

i wrapping a car
by cool man jk 2021 October 21, 2021

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by lipsandlies December 11, 2020
