Cum Dumpster 

A whore who is used for sex. A person you dispose your jizz on.

Did you really bang that cum dumpster?

Cum Dumpster by Noclone April 25, 2012

Cum and run 

When you bang a girl you just met at a club in the bathroom, then leave after ORGASM leaving the condom on the floor for someone to slip on.

Carl asked Tim why he looked in pain after leaving the bathroom and he just replied
"I just went into the aftermath of a cum and run"

Cum and run by Googleplex69 May 25, 2016

Cum Master 

A person who has mastered the art of the deed, and can have sex with anyone except the one of purest heart and soul. That person is their worst enemy. This title of Cum Master had only been claimed by Mr.Clean.

Cum Master- is in this example

Cum Master by I am the new Cum Master January 15, 2021

Cum crusader 

A white person

Those cum crusaders and their colonization

Cum crusader by Trashboat_ May 19, 2021

cum in me my nigga 

When you get anal by your black friend and its so good the dreaded n word slips out.

"Oh white boy, I'm bout to nut."
"Nut a fat warm black load in my prolapsing anus."
"IM BOUT TO NUUT!"
"CUM IN ME MY NIGGA!"
"What did you just say white boy?"
(For the next 7 hours you get violently raped by a angry 6'6 black man with a 9 inch girthy penis)

cum in me my nigga by bigblackmale August 20, 2022

cum dumpster 

A person that gets around. someone who can be found with a cumstain on any and all of their clothing at any time. a place to discard seaman

Your mother is a "cum dumpster".

cum dumpster by vadouchebag July 24, 2006

Cum Filled Donuts 

A phrase used by people when something unexpected/bad happens, used in the same way as "fish sticks!", "fuck.", "oh shit!" or "Bob Saget!" You can say it to anything that compares to biting into a donut filled with cum instead of jelly. The most effective phrase to use that doesn't include a curse word.

boy: "I'm so happy, i finished my homework and i think i'm going to get to third base tonight!"

friend: "Yeah, that Dickens essay took forever to finish"

boy: "Essay?!? Cum Filled Donuts!!!

Cum Filled Donuts by A International Poon Handler February 11, 2009