derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.
Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."
by Woodsmen May 25, 2009
Get the cock gobblin mug.The walk one uses when their ball sack has a rash. Can also be used to describe an man's dick swinging from side to side.
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Get the Cock Woddle mug.someone who is so ugly or foul looking, that the only way to describe their face, is to compare it with a penis.
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It is hated by all females
Often known as Aidan small penis
It is hated by all females
Often known as Aidan small penis
by edgvhqek May 10, 2008
Get the sun cock mug.verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.
Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.
Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.
John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!
During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!
During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.
by JW75 March 29, 2013
Get the cock shock mug.Someone who has, will, or wants to prevent a friend/random person from getting laid by a member of the opposite gender. Also, when a person knows he's not getting a piece of tail will do absolutely anything, best friend or not, to make sure nobody gets a pice of tail by the end of the night. Someone who will convince a member of the opposite sex to go home, instead of going to a party they were really excited about, by telling lies to prevent any others from having a chance of getting lucky.
When Kyle, John, and Boy Blue were chilling at a karaoke night, John invited a girl to com to the after party. On the way to pick up boy blues truck , Kyle was guranteed a piece of tail, for she was licking his ear. After Boy Blue had gotten his truck, Jenn decided to go with him. He then convinced her to go home, by telling her that Kyle and John were bad people. Steve IS A COCK BLOCK!!!!!!
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