beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
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three shoe beating

A move used by Rolf on a quarter.
by memeboi6942 June 08, 2021
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Beat Hut

It’s where you go to a room/shack and you beat the fuck outta your meat
Yo nigga, let’s chill in the beat hut later
by Istoleyourbitch🤣 November 23, 2018
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Fruit ass beating

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio
I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please
by Jerry mayn September 13, 2021
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carmel beats

The best producer from Syracuse, NY.

Known to be versatile and make beats, edit vocals, and mix and master tracks.
1. “Damn son you hear that new Carmel Beats track? That shits poppin”
“Nah brody for real, Carmel carried the song low key”
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dirty beat

A dirty beat is when you're doing a carpool and you shart instead of fart.
Yo dude what did you just do?! Damn man I just did a dirty beat!
by Sordina_england December 08, 2020
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couch beat

Verb. To insert your penis in between two couch cushions, with or without lubrication. Then, you proceed to thrust back and forth in said couch, as if you were fucking a girl. Some people prefer to go raw, or use a sock for easy clean-up!
That guy Frank got a pete burn from couch beat.
by Feetbeater6911 October 01, 2015
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