A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.
Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.
I know, right. He is very much the Average American.
I know, right. He is very much the Average American.
by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 18, 2022
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Dude 1: "Wow, you hear Jared got American History X'd in prison?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that was messed up. All because he hung out with a Mexican dude."
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that was messed up. All because he hung out with a Mexican dude."
by Jerry Batsford July 29, 2022
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"Hey did you hear about the American Revolution"
"You mean the French-English war in America?"
"Nah, Americans are also involved"
"You mean the French-English war in America?"
"Nah, Americans are also involved"
by King Louis XII August 4, 2022
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JoJo Siwa also had blonde long wavy hair and wore an black dress that would've looked perfect on Shabnam.
JoJo Siwa also had blonde long wavy hair and wore an black dress that would've looked perfect on Shabnam.
PERSON 1:Olivia rodrigo performed her song Traitor live at the American Music Awards!
person 2:yayayayayayayayayay the AMAS
person 2:yayayayayayayayayay the AMAS
by thecharacterwannie August 19, 2022
Get the American Music Awards mug.American Football is personally by far my favorite sport. It incorporates speed, stamina, quick thinking, strength, and a strong memory. Some of the biggest misconceptions by other countries about American Football is that it is played by fat American men. They need to look up pictures of NFL players. The only ones that even appear to be fat is linemen, and they are some of the strongest people in the world. For example of NFL players bodies, Seahawks WR DK Metcalf is 6 foot 4, (1.95 meters tall) 229 pounds (103.873 kilos) and has been clocked running the entire field at 21 miles per hour, and can bench press 450 pounds. Meanwhile, on defense, no 1 pick Travon Walker is 6’ 5, 272 pounds (123.377 kilos), has a 35.5 (0.9017 meter) vertical, and runs a 4.51 40 time. Just imagine a 272 pound beast running at you at nearly 20 miles per hour.
Also this rugby is tougher because no pads thing is ridiculous. While I am much less well educated by this, I have taken the time to read other posts and learn and hear rugby is much more fluid, which would result in less hard hits. Someone also brought up the point that Teddy Roosevelt, US president and professional cool/tough guy tried to BAN the sport because too many people were dying. Which, is why we have pads. Do YOU want to get hit by a 300 pound man running at you at 18 mph? Also, football was once very similar to rugby and was called football to separate it from rugby and because you use your feet a lot.
Also this rugby is tougher because no pads thing is ridiculous. While I am much less well educated by this, I have taken the time to read other posts and learn and hear rugby is much more fluid, which would result in less hard hits. Someone also brought up the point that Teddy Roosevelt, US president and professional cool/tough guy tried to BAN the sport because too many people were dying. Which, is why we have pads. Do YOU want to get hit by a 300 pound man running at you at 18 mph? Also, football was once very similar to rugby and was called football to separate it from rugby and because you use your feet a lot.
Now as far as Americans (I am one) insulting soccer, I mean, it’s a totally different sport. The only similarities are that in both sports, you must be strong (in different places) have quick thinking, understand formations, and be speedy. I have played soccer, and the sport has a lot of its own challenges. It simply just is based more off team play than American football. In both sports, your team while suffer based on weak spots, but sometimes that can be made up for more in football than soccer. Also, I would like to point out that us Americans play both soccer and football, and the ones that do understand the differences in between the games. However, for us Football is much more important. Meanwhile, British don’t even play football, so y’all can shut up. Soccer is a good game; but you know nothing about football so just go back to criticizing enemy clubs, not a sport you clearly don’t understand.
I can’t wait for American football to start up again in a couple of weeks
I can’t wait for American football to start up again in a couple of weeks
by New England patriots fan 247 August 25, 2022
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“I got a Diet Coke with my three Big Macs and large fry”
“Did you see the new marvel movie”
“Dr pepper is the best drink”
”I hate the taste of water it’s so bland”
“Joel has drank 4 mountain dews in the last hour” “ikr no wonder he weighs 600 pounds” “typical soda American”
“Did you see the new marvel movie”
“Dr pepper is the best drink”
”I hate the taste of water it’s so bland”
“Joel has drank 4 mountain dews in the last hour” “ikr no wonder he weighs 600 pounds” “typical soda American”
by Trentjs03 September 21, 2022
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