Skip to main content

American-Australian

Some made up shit that Aussies come up with to make them selves sound like Americans.
Australian: Hey I’m American-Australian

American: Go back to your country thats not a thing
by DSRPHASWEIRD May 13, 2019
mugGet the American-Australian mug.

American

Oi they're slobby schewpid cunts they are right. They don't even drink tea! Wot da fak is rong with dem!

-Some English guy who fucks the queen's dead body

Not even American but like have you only heard of America in propaganda cartoons from Iraq?
American: Hi I'm American
British: OH MAH FOOKIN GOD WOT DA FAK IS RONG WIT YOU!!!! WAIT TILL I GET MY SHEEP/SEXUAL POTNEH IN ON DIS!!!!!
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
mugGet the American mug.

American Frozen Funstick

A red white and blue dildo that is frozen that is later used for anal stimulation.
Casey loved it when i showed her my American frozen funstick, she even tried it herself.
by RNBWkitty July 12, 2016
mugGet the American Frozen Funstick mug.

American Idiot

Song and Album produced by the band Green Day
Dad-have you got Green Day’s new album American Idiot
Son-no but I’ve heard the song

Dad- ok
by Green Day fan 101 December 18, 2018
mugGet the American Idiot mug.

American Rotational Golddigger

When an American male seductively digs his penis into a homosexual partner's naval passage(Left, Right, or Both), Spins himself or his partner in a rotational movement, pulls out, and finds nosehairs stuck onto his penis.
Them custy Americans and their American Rotational Golddigger... -.-
by Lolwatbrownguy May 2, 2010
mugGet the American Rotational Golddigger mug.

americanizer

A foreign person who glorifies and promotes American culture, glamorizing the society and way of living .
That man is an Americanizer because he loves the country and culture and wants to live by their laws, he daydreams nonstop about the luxurious lifestyle in America .
by Secular Sinner June 16, 2016
mugGet the americanizer mug.

The American Dream®

The American Dream®, though it used to mean something, has long since become a symbol of consumerism, corporatocracy, and, quite frankly, bullshit, to a large portion of the more critical population.

Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away

Where culture's defined by the
Ones least refined
And you'll be left behind
If you don't fit in
It's all distorted
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tat's right away
I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait

My future's determined by
Thieves, thugs, and vermin
It's quite an excursion
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

I'm a product
Of my environment
So don't blame me, i just work here

My rights are denied by
Those least qualified
Trading profit for pride
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

My nightmare has come true
My nightmare has come true
Yeah, it's all coming true

American by the Offspring
Dude 1: Why does everyone hate me

Dude 2: maybe you should stop working a mediocre job only so you can afford driving a pickup truck, eating fast food, and sitting on your ass all day.

Dude 1: No way, dude. I'm just living The American Dream®
by LoZander May 10, 2016
mugGet the The American Dream® mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email