Tom Matthews

An absolute gimp who nobody likes. This gorm is only in the friend group to be abused and laughed at.

I like Tom Matthews but fuck Tom Matthews

by gwizzy726 October 17, 2025

tom mardy

the guy that could make anyway gay with a very big pp

wow is that tom mardy. he makes me feel things

by afuckingpickledaddy March 11, 2024

Tom

A compulsive liar. The kind of guy who will steal your Pepsi, deodorant and crisps and your pen from your hand. The only thing he won't steal is your cleaning supplies.

Housemate: "Tom, are you drinking our Pepsi?"
*carbonated release*
Tom: "Nah, getting some orange juice..."

by zfgfgnfahFS December 8, 2018

Hat backwards is Tom

Tom is hiding under Zendaya’s hat and the explanation is that hat backwards is tom

Tom is under zendaya’s because hat backwards is tom

by tomato12345678910 May 16, 2025

Tom Cruise

the most gorgeous man ever, definitely the GOAT. katie holmes is gonna regret leaving him. Not only he is handsome he is the best actor ever. appreciate his skill because most other actors cant be as good. e.g. robert pattinson

friend: Tom Cruise is the most shitty actor ever.
also friend: *gets slapped by 99.99% of earth*

by itsLunaire October 15, 2024

Tom Holland

Tom Holland is everyones celebirty crush and it is not hard to see why! He is the best looking person in the world. He is so well rounded with being Spiderman, making us laugh with his britsh humor, and always being so kind. There is rumors he is dating Zendaya and they were seen kissing in a car.(Hopefully they are) But they have never confirmed it. Tom Holland is a walking meme he calls himself and is known for saying things as quakson, where my husband at, and omg is robert downey jr! He is so adorable!

Question who is the best looking and overall best spiderman? TOM HOLLAND!

by IamTotallyNotObsesedWithTomHol January 31, 2022

Tom

Tom is another meaning of a fat, obese, faggot

That faggot is being a real Tom right now

by KingSmoth December 6, 2019