Levels Of Douche Baggary
Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.
Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.
Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.
Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.
Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.
Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.
Level One: Douche bag.
The lowest level of douche baggary.
Level Two: Douche Bowl.
Someone who is being slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bag.
Level Three: Douche Bucket.
Someone who is a just being a whole bucket of douche.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bowl.
Level Four: Douche Bin.
Someone who is close to the biggest douche you have ever met or seen.
Someone who is slightly more douche-e-er then a douche bucket.
Level Five: Douche Barrel.
Someone who is the BIGGEST douche EVER. Like in all of existence.
Someone who is excessively douche-e-er then all of the above.
by TheMotherFukinPrincess November 11, 2009
A sub-species of douche between the ages of 30-45, usually divorced. While this particular douche may have once been a decent human being, the onset of a Mid-life Crisis leads to increasingly douchey behavior and eventually, the transformation into a total douche. The Mid-life Crisis Douche will often begin drinking excessively and/or doing a large quantity of illegal drugs and will sleep with or attempt to sleep with much younger women in order to recapture his youth. He will also become obsessed with the gym and will begin buying expensive, tight fitting clothing to show off his "new physique." He will also have an increasing need to be the center of attention; especially when intoxicated. He often uses humor to gain the attention of those around him, and he often resorts to making jokes at the expense of others to distract himself from his own crippling insecurities. The Mid-life Douche can be spotted in clubs dancing awkwardly next to much younger girls, or in a local bar drinking excessively, laughing at his own jokes, or telling stories of his "conquests." This is a degenerative condition. Once someone begins the slide into Mid-life douchebaggery, it is only a matter of time before they morph into a full blown douchebag.
by doucheh8er May 18, 2011
by Toadz August 27, 2006
(n) The practice of rinsing the vaginal vault with a carbonated beverage, such as a cola drink. The can or bottle is usually agitated vigorously post coitus, and the ensuing spray is directed towards the vaginal opening. In the 1950s, prior to availability of the oral contraceptive pill, this was considered a form of birth control, and Coca cola was thought to have some spermicidal properties. Referred to in the song "Coca Cola Douche" by 60s New York band, The Fugs.
by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009
Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh
A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.
Tool-E Oh-Doosh
A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.
by DomAndAustin October 09, 2009
When someone who acts and/or says something so stupid and/or illogical goes beyond being just a regular douche bag.
by DaveyChaos June 05, 2005
The force in the universe that generates and sustains all the douche bags that have or ever will exist.
"Spencer from the Hills ran into Chris Angel today and it tore a hole in the douche bag continuum." - Conan O'Brian
by NotAnUndercoverCop June 18, 2009