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Jake

There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.
Girl #1: Look, there's jake!
Girl #2: Which one?
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
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Jake

A jake is a god who likes to be worshipped. He is a very special individual
Jake is cool
by Jj waller December 18, 2019
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God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen
by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021
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Jake

Jake is super cool and any day of the week will beat mrs.sayers in a rap battle
Mrs.sayers: yr really good at battling
Jake:i know
by Super cool dood rood October 14, 2019
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jake kitchen

Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.
friend 1: Hey Jake Kitchen get on the car
friend 2: yeah come on Jake
Jake kitchen: no I'm walking
by yeats-dogs-puppy December 1, 2023
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Amber and Jake

Amber and Jake.. two people who's love for eachother is everlasting.. two people who no matter what will love eachother and cherish eachother.. I love you amber - jake
"hey did you see those two?" "Yeah there definitely like amber and jake'
by Johannesburg paulsty March 5, 2023
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Jake

An immature guy with one of the holy trifectas--very large phallus, very large libido, very large actual heart--that make you want to slap him really hard but sametime kinda hit your knees and succcsuccc best you can so he will appreciate you the most possible.
Ugh I dunno what I'm gonna do about him; so annoying at times, but big sigh he's suchhhh a Jake I can't help myself.
by Imouto-chan January 4, 2022
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