yo mama

the beginning of a funny and weird joke

yo mama so fat when thanos snapped his fingers she only lost weight!

by bobby lulu May 6, 2019

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yo straight

When you nigga ass bitch says hey daddy aka they fucking think you gay as hell and your a 14 year old gay ass

Yo straight lookin ass don’t touch me.

by SamwmHardSickDick January 11, 2018

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Usually at night or when in a dark room, when seeing a floating tv you shouldn't worry about it being your Grandma haunting you after spreading her ashes at the local goodwill but instead it's your goddamn nigerian neighbor named Larry "borrowing" his white friend's new tv for the third time this week.

You *sees a floating tv in the dark*
You YO BRO IS THAT A SONY?

by BOBminer321 November 19, 2020

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Shut yo bitch ahh up

when someone is speaking out of line to you and/or acting like a bitch and won’t shut up.

Karen: Are you able to speak like a normal person?? Its this all you know? There isn't one word In this video that can be found in a dictionary. If you want to be taken seriously.... speak like a professional.

Me: If you don’t shut yo bitch ahh up and go find you something else to do.

by Righty righty lefty loosey November 19, 2025

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