ur mom

used to express excitement about question

What books do we need for school? Ur mom!!!

by umommy is a doggy March 5, 2021

ur mom

joe mama, aka joe mama

you-"hey you know joe"
other person-"no, who is joe"
you-"JOE MAMA"
other person-"what?"
you-" you don't get it? it's ur mom

by ghghhghg October 19, 2019

ur dad

a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you

CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"

by syndey12345 June 10, 2022

ur mom

ur mom is a phrase used by idiots who have no other comebacks to say.

Person 1 : Hey, whats that?
Person 2 : Ur mom
Person 1 :

by sssuperrer February 3, 2023

Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022

ur mom

a hot person that will be there for you even when u are at your lowest. always asking how you're doing cuz she's a mum duh. don't ever disappoint a 'ur mom' or you'll be a disgrace to the MILF clan.

"ur mom's hot"
"ikr"
"she got the looks and the nice and warm heart too. definitely a 10 if u would ask me:3 "

by i like ur mom March 19, 2022

Ur Dad

He is Dead

FUCK UR DAD

by hijvjdfdffdsddsfsf April 19, 2022