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Swinging the tree

When you're cumming and you swing your penis side to side slapping your thighs spraying cum everywhere.
As I was jacking off my boyfriend and he pulls his penis out of my hand and he started swinging the tree all over me.
by Diamond Dann October 8, 2022
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Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is
yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree
by 23kgoldn October 12, 2022
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wise mystical tree

"Wise Mystical Tree" originates from a meme from 2017, where a game ad quotes "aif you are over 25 years old and own a computer, this game is a must-have!" with the picture of a knight and a tree with a poorly edited face appears.
I am so tired of the wise mystical tree... It's all over my Twitter home page.
by Kaorivec October 16, 2022
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you got a deep tree

Wow you got a deep tree!
by Lmaydtycimm December 18, 2022
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Trim my Christmas tree

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi
by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 22, 2022
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busy as tree

Busy as a tree is defined as being loaded and slammed with alot of work but don't show it to people. Such as having 3 research papers due this weekend but don't look stress out about it on their day to day life when they really are thinking about it mentally. They are do have a strong bark to hide the craziness of their lifes.
Damm timbers and her partner mr.tree don't show it but they are busy as tree!
by Michael J Cahoon January 28, 2023
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