Smooth top

Noun; name for an individual with a lack of hair on their head, giving them a “smooth top”.

Hey, smooth top, give me some owl noises!

Hey, smooth top, are you going to hit your beer quota?

by balake October 13, 2020

Top shit

You tell this when something is realy amazing or cool...

Brian : look i got a new car
Mike : uff, its top shit

by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020

Chuffin Top

A roll of fat visible around the face, when a face mask is worn too tight.
( extra fat around chin and/or cheek area that is squished out when elastic on mask is too tight)

Omg look at the "chuffin top" on that girl!

Hey bro.. fix your " chuffin top"

by Quippyandcute October 16, 2020

Top shagger

Liam Halford

Top shagger is my daddy

by Daddy halford October 20, 2020

Top

Oral Sex, Head, Blowjob.

Your girl gave me top last night

by angvlo October 14, 2017

pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

Top Sponge

Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.

Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"

by FoffTim October 16, 2017